Yes this sounds crazy, but understand I was a Neuroscience student and I used to practice self-hypnosis. I also hypnotized my ex-girlfriend in university to help her speed read. It works. I forgot my keys. I don't remember, that's the problem. I used to do a lot of self-hypnosis and hypnotized myself to forget after Bitcoin came out I started mining on January 9th, 2009. I hypnotized myself to forget my keys.